Tradesman Sarcastic T-Shirt - I'm a Plumber, Not a Magician

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Made to order
Printed fresh for your order rather than pulled from a warehouse shelf.
No dead inventory
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Trade-inspired designs
Built around the people doing the work, not generic slogans.
By the trades, for the trades
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Secure checkout
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Shopify-secured payments
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Real support
A real person answers. Get in touch and we'll sort it out.
Human replies

Before you order

Questions from the jobsite

How long does shipping take?

Most orders ship within 2–5 business days and are delivered within 7–12 days, depending on your location. You’ll get tracking as soon as it’s moving.

Do you accept returns or exchanges?

We print every item on demand, just for you. Because of this, we only accept returns for misprints, damaged items, or if we sent the wrong size. Please triple-check your size before ordering. We don’t refund if you "just don’t like it" — we show everything clearly before you buy.

My item arrived damaged or incorrect. Now what?

Email us at support@thetradesmanshop.com with a photo of the issue within 7 days of delivery. We’ll replace it, no hassle.

What if I ordered the wrong size?

We don’t do size swaps — everything is made to order. Check the size chart carefully before placing your order.

Are your products union made or made in the USA?

Our designs are proudly American. We use trusted print providers in the USA and worldwide (through Printful) to get your gear to you faster. That means less delay, more grind.

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57

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Tradesman Sarcastic T-Shirt - I'm a Plumber, Not a Magician